It’s a tale as old as Cain and Abel, Romulus and Remus, Lisa and Bart. Siblings: they’re the insufferable creatures you’re forced to share your childhood and living quarters with. There simply isn’t a brother or sister in the world who hasn’t, at some point or another, made their sibling’s life a miserable hell. Here are some stories every sibling could relate to:
1. That Wish Is MINE
Exactly 27 years ago, my mom took the perfect picture of me and my sister. Some things never change.
2. So Cruel
My little brother is an asshole.
3. Next Time, Learn to Stash Your Food (click on the right arrow)
4. Yar Har Har
Had my leg amputated and my brother shows up to the hospital dressed as a pirate
5. The Struggle Is Real
I asked my brother if he could make me food, his response was this; a bowl of “Struggle Puffs”.
6. And the New World Wrestling Champion Is…
7. That Is So Thoughtful
We always get each other ironic gifts, my little sister killed it this year: batteries not included
8. Can’t Take Yourself Too Seriously Around Siblings
9. Does He Even Need a Reason?
My brother mailed me a potato again