Wednesday , August 4 2021

Funny

Kim Jong Un Vs Donald Trump

Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years! A reporter said – “But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then …

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Never Make A Woman Cry

Never make a woman cry… There is nothing more expensive than a female tear.. When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with ‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) & ‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)… Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with ‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…& finally when it touches the lips, …

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Reasons Why Husbands Can’t Be Trusted

Ever heard the saying “if you want a job doing well then you better do it yourself?” Well, the wives of these husbands clearly haven’t, because if they had they wouldn’t have asked their significant others to do any of the things that you can see in the pictures below. …

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What Is My Age? Asks Woman (Joke)

What is my age??? A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends$5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t …

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The Customer Care In 2020

Operator : Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your… Customer : Hello, can I order.. Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir? Customer : It s eh…, hold………. on……889861356102049998-45-54610 Operator : OK… you’re Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. …

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