9. You spend more time correcting abuses on auto-correct than you do typing the message.
The auto correct just doesn’t let you abuse. It stops you from expressing yourself. Fuc* you, auto correct.
10. Every time SRK says ‘Oh Fish’, you gag and throw up in your mouth.
They just don’t convey the same meaning. Can you replace ‘hell’ with ‘F***’? My point, exactly.
11. You’ve abused in a very inappropriate place, like a funeral, at least once.
Sometimes in front of your Dadi or the neighbour. In front of little kids, teachers and bosses. But you can’t change yourself. You are helpless because old habits die hard. And timing is a B**** and life’s unfair.
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